QUIZ: What Pet Bird is Best for You? (And Are You Ready?)

1. Birds are like little feathered toddlers—they’re smart, curious, and require daily mental stimulation. Without it, they may scream, pluck their feathers, or become aggressive. How will your bird stay engaged throughout the day?

They’ll have other birds for company (flock socialization).
I’ll rotate toys and provide foraging activities.
TV, radio, or background noise will keep them entertained.
I’ll set aside time for training and social interaction.
My bird will have plenty of perches, play stands, and flight space.
They’ll mostly be alone with minimal stimulation. (🚨 Warning! Birds NEED engagement!)
All of the above.

2. Your bird could live longer than your dog—maybe even longer than you! What happens if your life changes?

I will always make sure my bird stays part of my life.
If I get married or have kids, I’ll adjust my bird’s care and help them transition.
I might need to rehome my bird if my lifestyle changes. (🚨 Warning! Birds struggle with rehoming.)

3. A pet bird isn’t a ‘set it and forget it’ pet. How much time are you willing to spend learning about proper bird care?

I LOVE learning and want to fully understand my bird’s needs!
I’m willing to spend time researching bird care and behavior.
I’ll learn the basics but don’t want anything too complicated.
I want an easy pet—I don’t want to do much research. (🚨 Warning! No bird is ‘easy.’)

4. Birds can develop aggression if their hormones aren’t managed. How will you prevent problem behaviors?

I’ll use positive reinforcement to teach behaviors on cue.
I’ll give them toys to chew up and keep them occupied.
I don’t know how to control hormones, but I’m willing to learn!
I just want a cuddly bird. (🚨 Warning! Over-cuddling can lead to aggression.)

5. Birds don’t whisper. They scream. How much noise can you handle?

I can handle ear-piercing screams.
I’m fine with daily loud calls and some screaming.
Some chirping and occasional squawks are okay.
I need a quiet bird.

6. How much can you afford to care for your bird? (Larger birds = higher costs.)

$50 - $150/month – I can afford vet care, high-quality food, and enrichment.
$30 - $75/month – I can provide the basics but need to watch my budget.
Less than $30/month – I want a bird but can’t afford high costs. (🚨 Warning! Birds need quality food and vet care!)

7. What’s your living situation?

I own a home with no noise restrictions.
I live in a house/townhouse but have close neighbors.
I live in an apartment/condo with noise restrictions.

8. How much space do you have for your bird’s setup?

Limited space – I need a small bird with a compact cage.
Moderate space – I can fit a large flight cage and play stand.
Plenty of space – I have a dedicated bird area with play stands.
I have an entire room or aviary space for my bird.

9. Do you have kids or other pets?

Young kids under 5 – I need a gentle, beginner-friendly bird.
Other pets (dogs, cats, etc.) – My bird will need supervision.
No kids or pets – Any bird could fit into my home.

10. Are all family members on board with getting a bird, training it, and spending time with it?

Yes! We’ve discussed it, and everyone is excited and ready to help.
Some family members are hesitant, but I think they’ll adjust.
No, it will mostly be my responsibility. (🚨 Warning! Birds require a family commitment.)

11. How do you feel about messes? Birds throw food, shed dander, and require daily cleaning to prevent bacterial and fungal buildup that can kill your bird.

I’m fine with cleaning daily and vacuuming regularly.
I can manage some mess, but I don’t want it to be overwhelming.
I prefer a tidy pet—I don’t want to clean up daily. (🚨 Warning! Birds are messy!)

12. If something happens and you can no longer care for your bird, what’s your backup plan?

I have a trusted friend/family member who is willing to take them.
I’ll figure it out when the time comes.
I don’t have a plan. (🚨 Warning! Birds live a long time—planning is essential.